not all straight white men are the same!!
i was raised by eels. i can sing in their language. come and join me in my underwater palace and i will serenade you with every song from The Jungle Book. im not like the others. be my eel bride.
Disney’s FROZEN VHS Trailer (1995)
Anna looks like a player
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE BECAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
Oh my gawd… I nearly died when I heard, “And now for our feature presentation.”
THE FUCKING DISNEY OPENING SLDKHFBVDLKVHDBFBV
i like playing “spot the tumblr user”
a girl in class has a deathly hallows decal on her macbook, she’s wearing a doctor who t-shirt, her backpack has the UK flag on it and her coffee mug is the lens cap.
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
yeah thats right, all you need is me